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What Our Neighbors Say!
Sam
βCOtL is my favorite event of the week!β
Patrick
βCoffee On The Lawn is the single greatest event in human history.β
Bryce
βMy doctor told me, "That coffee group is doing more for your health than I ever could."β
Latest News
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We Got a Coffee Maker
July 20, 2025 β by Patrick
Meet our new Technivorm Moccamaster - it brews 10 cups at once and looks like it could survive the apocalypse.

We Have News! (Literally)
July 18, 2025 β by Patrick
Introducing our brand new news sectionβbecause apparently we have enough coffee-related updates to warrant actual journalism.
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